turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 
like at all

strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 

like at all

(Source: america-wakiewakie)

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tulililli:

katkayes:

fuckyeahdekutree:

ok so i tried to do this
AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED


Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help

or buy a fucking toaster oven jfc

tulililli:

katkayes:

fuckyeahdekutree:

ok so i tried to do this

AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED

image

Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help

or buy a fucking toaster oven jfc

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Weird Sex Facts

allmightperish:

amazed:

evolutional:

fcuk-this:

i-n-f-i-n-i-te

w0nder:

for3ver4lone:

Weird Sex Facts

Find out some interesting facts about sex o.o 

i’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR SO LONG fuck yes.

MOTHER OF PEARL!!!

HOLY SHIT OMG at #3 

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AMAZING HAHAHAHAH

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joshpeckofficial:

yeah that’s true, but is it tru

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lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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(Source: gentlepufferfish)

294,988 notes

funnuraba:

bee movie is rated pg for parental guidance

funnuraba:

bee movie is rated pg for parental guidance

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